Blowout

Remember, no more oil is entering the Gulf, except that it is. And now, caught on camera just today before BP could terminate the live feed, you see what is most assuredly not the spontaneous creation of another vent in the sea floor. That is not oil and methane rushing out, blinding BP's ROV in a rush of petroleum. In fact, this is a good thing -- it is magical unicorn sauce coming up out of the Earth, through the ocean floor, entering the ocean where it will make the water taste extra good. The disaster in the Gulf is over, so shut up, conspiracy theorists and go vote for your friendly, caring Democrats in November.