Deca-Dance

NYC Shop Debuts $69 Hot Dog

As the world and our country in particular continues to slide down the slope of tyranny into the maw of the globalist elite, still Americans seem consumed by decadence and denial. Case in point: an ice cream parlor, in New York city (where else), who has rolled out the world's most expensive hot dog in honor of National Hot Dog Day. The very fact that there is such a Day is a sad thing. And, being the childish liberals that the owners likely are, they priced it at $69, snicker snicker.

This is the same shop that made news by introducing both $25,000 and $1,000 ice cream sundaes a couple years back. All three ridiculous items are obviously nothing more than publicity stunts, but I don't feel too bad giving them attention since I have no readers. What should disturb us is that people actually buy the things:



Consider what is happening in the world right now. The Gulf of Mexico is being destroyed, the military are losing the illegal and immoral wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the economy is being wrecked by design, illegal alien drug gangs are ruling the border states, North Korea is threatening a nuclear strike either in our forces or on our ally to their south, and Barry Soetoro is getting ready to invade Iran.

So what are the logical things to do? Buy gold, firearms and storeable food? Certainly not. We must concentrate our American collective intelligence and ingenuity and create a $69 trifle with truffles:

[The hot dog] is 12 inches long and pure beef. It's grilled in white truffle oil, placed in a salted pretzel bread bun toasted with white truffle butter, topped with medallions of duck foie gras with black truffles with side condiments of black truffle Dijon mustard, caramelized Vidalia onions and heirloom tomato Ketchup. All that can be yours for just $69, but you have to place your order 24 hours in advance to allow time for the 'special ingredients' to be flown in fresh.

But, if you have money to burn, or rather to defecate, why not buy this hot dog? Or you could order their $16.50 chili burger, and add another $1.45 if you want cheese with that. They offer a $16.50 meatloaf, a $6 cup of chicken soup, and many more classics at ridiculous prices. Serendipity III offer what has to be the world's most overpriced chicken pot pie at $16.50, a $15 chicken sandwich and an $11 BLT. Confirming my suspicion that the idiots who run this place are Obamanoids, they offer the "Haight-Ashbury" sandwich, named after that wonderful bastion of America-hating Communists in San Francisco, consisting of "sliced turkey, tomato, avocado and alfalfa sprouts with melted muenster on raisin pumpernickel with Russian dressing."

Russian dressing -- they throw it in your face, conservative America. And the Russians are not the only people to whom these people tip their hat. You can place an order for a tasty "Salmon A La Garden of Allah" for just $22. For dessert you can choose between the "Outrageous Banana Split" at $22.50 or the "Coward's Portion," a bargain, just $13.50. Or if banana isn't your thing, the ice cream sundae with one topping is $9.50. The chocolate cake topped with one scoop of ice cream and hot fudge that you can order for $6 at Denny's or Applebee's costs $15 here. And yes, at the bottom of the crazy liberals' menu, in large print, is the $1000 "Golden Opulence Sundae," reservations required 48 hours in advance. Read the whole menu here.

It is amusing to note that these Communist restaurant owners are practicing that which they pretend to hate when not talking about their own bank accounts -- unfettered, free-market capitalism. The liberals want redistribution of wealth for everyone beside themselves. Pelosi and Reid and Soetoro want to reach into your pocketbook, steal your money and give it to themselves, their corporate cronies, illegal aliens and the "disadvantaged" and minority communities.

These hot dog people really are twisted -- everything the "Obama" administration is doing is killing small business in America, not helping at a time when they are desperate to be helped. But, being liberal and insane, the wonderful socialists at Serendipity III voted for Soetoro and bring you the Haight-Ashbury sandwich with Russian dressing for four times the price it would cost you to build your own. They hate America and capitalism but love making money from them.

And all the while being imploded by design, most Americans continue their decadent dance into decay and destruction. The couple eating their $69 hot dog in that picture above are soon going to wish that they had bought five ounces of silver with that money instead of wasting it on a hot dog with truffle oil and foie gras. The Romans had bread and circuses. I hope these two are happy with their hot dog and it's bread and sauces.