Compliance

Americans Testing Pain Ray In Afghanistan

"The U.S. mission in Afghanistan centers around swaying locals to its side. And there’s no better persuasion tool than an invisible pain ray that makes people feel like they’re on fire."

Of course. Nothing sways locals to our side like invisible pain rays. This is in violation of the Geneva convention, most of whose stipulations I despise. But in this case, the same technologies which are currently having their wrinkles ironed out in the Middle East are really meant in coming years to bring to bear their tyranny on you.