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ICE to Lavish Benefits on Illegal alien Detainees

If you want, if you need any more proof that the government, under orders, is literally inviting illegal Mexicans into this country to ruin it, look no further. They're already immune from being charged with drunk driving in Austin. They're given free everything in every state. Most major cities are officially classified as sanctuary cities. And now this, the latest insult to hardworking taxpayers whose contributions to Uncle Sam are being diverted to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars a year to the swarms of illegals.

So if you have the bad luck to be here, breaking our law, and you happen to actually be picked up and detained by ICE, guess what the dumb Americans are going to give you now... Internet access, unmonitored phone calls, 12-hour visitation privileges (likely to breed more leeches), bingo, and the list goes on.

Quote: "CCA also plans to offer movie nights, bingo, arts and crafts, dance and cooking classes, tutoring and computer training, the e-mail states.

Detainees also will be allowed four hours or more of recreation “in a natural setting, allowing for robust aerobic exercise.”

CCA also committed to improving the look of the facilities, such as requiring plants, fresh paint and new bedding in lower-risk units."

Are you reading this? More robust exercise so that when they start the race war the illegals can kick more ass, Soetoro style? F'ing bingo nights? Hanging plants? Dance classes? Is this a detention facility or a Carnival cruise ship? They don't even have to wear uniforms anymore, because that would make them uncomfortable and lower their self esteem. They get to wear whatever they want. We might as well give each illegal alien piece of trash their own personal butler to put their clothes on in the morning and wipe their ass in the afternoon. Maybe bring in Tejano bands for nightly concerts. Hell, might as well give them an open bar and rental cars and let them drive around the grounds drunk like they do everywhere else, killing citizens.

Illegal vermin, detained in luxury, can wear whatever they want, but if you're a high school kid in San Francisco, you get sent home from school for wearing a terroristic T-shirt, that being one with a simple American flag on it. The globalists are pushing the American people with full force from many different angles. The issue of illegal immigration is one which they are using as a wedge to try and start a race war, a revolution against the government, and, if possible, both. In this economy, with billions of dollars already drained out of the Gulf Coast region, stories like this are being pushed by the pseudo-well-meaning but not-yet-awake "conservative" media, and when enough pressure builds up, people will explode.

There is absolutely no reason for any illegal alien to be detained unless they are being interrogated for crimes in addition to that of being here in the first place. They should immediately be deported and Mexico and any other country should be charged the full cost of their brief detention and swift return to where they belong. And they should certainly not be given privileges like carrot sticks and bingo. This is an outrage and people must write their irrepresentatives to demand that this program and anything similar anywhere in the country be canceled.

"Rosenberg said some of the changes, like new flower baskets, may seem small, but they will combine with the bigger changes to make a difference in the daily lives of detainees."

Did you hear this? Flower f'ing baskets to better their lives... Houston, according to the article, gets $99 per honored guest per day from ICE, i.e. from you. These people, for the few days before they're deported in mass bus trains, should be grouped together, Boysville style, in large rooms with nothing but cots and toilets. They should be given bologna sandwiches and water. Not flower baskets and cooking lessons and unlimited, free Voice-over-IP long distance calling to Mexico and Afghanistan.

We should, if we were still a sovereign nation, make it as stressful and boring, everything short of painful to be in this country, both in and out of "custody." These people would rather be "detained" in Houston, because they get all the amenities you and pay our own way for, and they don't have to work or pay monthly bills or anything else. My God, I'd rather be "detained" in Houston than pay for my apartment and cable and internet, power and water and sewer. And I'd love to take cooking classes but I can't afford that. Hanging plants and flower baskets would certainly pretty up my place, but I can't afford them.

Perhaps we should give each illegal verminous leech his or her own Wii, complete with Wii fit, for better exercise as well. Perhaps we should give each an Xbox 360 and a complete library of first-person-shooters so that they can hone their hand-eye coordination and learn sneaking techniques for when the race war starts. Maybe we should give them Roth IRAs, with money deposited for their "retirement" each week, for when they're no longer being punished in this facility.

Maybe we should just go ahead and kneel and kiss their feet, or somewhere else. Maybe we should just bend over and have them anally rape us, because they are already doing it financially. And while I get overheated and call the illegals themselves vermin, that's not really fair because if I were a poor person within a few hundred miles of a country stupid enough to welcome me in with flower baskets and carrot sticks, I'd do what they, just sans the drunk driving.

This just occurred to me -- this is a good line to wrap up with. They get carrot sticks. Here in America, we're all carrot and no stick when it comes to the illegal alien tsunami. Enough of carrots. Time to get a bigger stick and stop playing with our collective twig-and-berries.