Al Fakin'

Illegal Felons' Votes Put Al Franken In Senate

Everyone with a brain always knew that Stewart Smiley stole the election in Minnesota. Rather, that it was stolen on his behalf, since he doesn't have the intelligence to set up such a scheme. Now we have the proof. Al Franken should be immediately removed from office, a full investigation should be performed, and the governor of the state should appoint a replacement, hopefully one with a brain, or call a special election. But don't cry for Al -- he'll be fine living off his SNL residual checks. Have a safe trip back to Minnesocold, Al, and don't let the door hit you on the way out of office.