Thursday, June 24, 2010

Crazed Sex Poodle

Woman Describes Gore, Sex Attack in Police Transcript

"Crazed Sex Poodle" sounds like an album name from a ska band or something; I certainly never would have thought that description to fit Al Gore, with his stiff, wooden public persona. Oh wait -- stiff, wood, perhaps I should rethink. You can read the full police transcript of one of their interviews with the woman accusing Goreleone above at The Smoking Gun, including her "allegations against Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her."

And wait, there's more -- everyone remembers the iconic dress that Monica Lewinski saved with Bill Clinton's, umm, DNA evidence splattered on it. Evidently the unnamed massage "therapist" has similar evidence on Gore, except that she happened to be wearing black slacks instead of a blue dress. Hopefully she will proceed with criminal charges against the former Vice President, instead of settling for a job away from the public eye like Lewinsky did. Someone needs to get good old Al into prison, using whatever tactic necessary -- Al Capone was only ever jailed for tax evasion, not for running a crime syndicate. Gore has made over a billion dollars on his global warming farce, he's won an Oscar and a Nobel Prize.

Can't do anything about the Academy and the Nobel committee being either stupid or, more likely, part of the game. But I do believe Al could easily be found guilty under RICO, the racketeering, influencing, and corrupt organized crime laws. These were designed to be able to put people like the two Als in prison. They require evidence of collusion between two or more people or organizations, corporations, whomever to commit a crime. Simple as that. There should be hundreds, possibly thousands of people around the world extradited from their countries of origin, brought here and tried under RICO for colluding with the Crazed Sex Poodle on the global warming fraud.

But Al Gore is not a spring chicken. If found guilty of aggravated sexual assault, his sentence would likely see him spending his last hours in prison. I don't care what specifically leads to him going away for the rest of his life, just that he, like Soetoro, simply go away and stop screwing the world up. I wonder if this story and the black slacks now custom polka-dotted by the Notorious C.S.P. had anything to do with his wife divorcing him suddenly after 40 years of marriage. Time after time, these power-mad politicians simply can't keep their zippers up.

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