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Michelle Obama: Florida Beaches Are Safe

Really, Mrs. Soetoro? Is that why you and Barry hurry into and out of the Gulf as quickly as possible when you do deign to bless the people with your presence? And why you chose to vacation in Maine instead of Florida. Is it so safe there that we should ignore those nasty media reports that oil has already rounded the tip of Florida, is heading up our East Coast and also out into the open Atlantic? Put your money where your big mouth is, Mrs. Soetoro. Take the kids down to New Orleans or Ft. Lauderdale for a week. After all, your family is on vacation. If Florida really is so safe, go there and stay for longer than a few hours. Play on the pristine beaches and sunbathe as you breathe the pure air. You're a joke.