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Chicago Insiders: Obama and Emanuel Members of Elite Gay Club

Normally I would not bother with what is, at this point, only an unproven and salacious rumor. But with the Senate convermation of lesbian Elena Kagan, whom I affectionately have dubbed Ms. Toad, I feel it is worth discussing. Multiple sources in both Chicago and D.C. have been reporting that Barry Soetoro (under his alias, of course) and Rahm Emanuel belong to an elite gay bathhouse in Chicago, and have the membership cards to prove it:

"President Obama and his chief of staff Rahm Emanuel are lifetime members of the same gay bath house in uptown Chicago, according to informed sources in Chicago’s gay community, as well as veteran political sources in the city.

The bath house, Man’s Country, caters to older white men and it has been in business for some 30 years and is known as one of uptown Chicago’s 'grand old bathhouses.' WMR was told by sources who are familiar with the bath house that it provides one-year 'lifetime' memberships to paying customers and that the club’s computerized files and pre-computer paper files, include membership information for both Obama and Emanuel. The data is as anonymized as possible for confidentiality purposes. However, sources close to 'Man’s Country' believe the U.S. Secret Service has purged the computer and filing cabinet files of the membership data on Obama and Emanuel.

Members of Man’s Country are also issued club identification cards. WMR learned that Obama and Emanuel possessed the ID cards, which were required for entry.

Obama began frequenting Man’s Country in the mid-1990s, during the time he transitioned from a lecturer at the University of Chicago Law School to his election as an Illinois State Senator in 1996. Emanuel, reportedly joined Man’s Country after he left the Clinton White Hosue and moved back to Chicago in 1998..."

"Man's Country," eh? A "Grand Old Bathhouse," if the scurrilous rumors are to be believed, is where Barry and Rambo used to cavort and frolic back in gay old Chicago. From the G.O.P. to a G.O.B. in two generations as Savage would say. Again, I couldn't care less if Soetoro and Emanuel prefer fudge of the amyl nitrate-flavored variety, except that if the rumors are true, their personal habits are potentially harmful to we, their subjects, in two ways.

First, being a closeted homosexual makes a politician or anyone else in a position of power uniquely prone to the threat of blackmail. I believe that the reason that Soetoro was chosen over Hillary Clinton is because he has more skeletons in his closet than even that witch of a bone collector. He is an illegal alien, his name is not Barack Obama, he got financial aid in college as a foreign exchange student, he has had shady financial dealings such as in the Tony Rezko affair, and now it appears that he may be bisexual. Again I must stress that this is simply a rumor with no hard evidence to back it up, but it is said to be an open secret within the halls of the powerful in Chicago.

Look back a few months to what happened to Lindsey Graham, the detestable fake conservative who also happens to be homosexual but closeted. He was going to vote with the Dimocrats, as he often does, to help pass Barry's health scare deform bill. That is, until he was threatened with the release of evidence to the media of his sexuality. All of a sudden Graham flipped his position and voted against the illegal monstrosity. I was actually surprised that someone or some organization which was obviously on the conservative side, or at least the anti-Communist side would blackmail a U.S. Senator -- usually the dirtiest of tricks like blackmail are almost exclusively in the domain of the liberals. But that provides a clear example of the dangers of closeted gays and lesbians being in important positions.

No one cares who is gay or straight anymore, thanks to the media -- come on out, the water's fine for goodness' sake. And of course the second reason why such people are dangerous in government is that they will tend to bend to their own personal bias when it comes to issues like gay marriage and homosexuals openly serving in the military. Barry has already installed two lesbian Supreme Court toadies and we are all being kept safe from The Terrorists by lesbian Janet Napoleono over at Homeland Insecurity.

It's not the fact that gays and lesbians have been given a much more substantial set of positions of high power in government and possibly in the Red House itself under Barry Soetoro than G.W., it's the fact that they are activists trying to warp the very fabric of American society. I often have wondered why "Obama" cannot stop for a moment and think of the damage he's doing to his own daughters' futures. Maybe this is part of the answer -- from Topper to poppers in two generations. Brought to you by your friends at Man's Country:

“...a private membership club for men 18 years and older. Man’s Country Chicago is a clean, safe place to hang out, meet guys who share the same interests as you, socialize, make friends, watch porn and play! Man’s Country Chicago / Where real men meet.”

I know that's where I want my president going and doing. Don't we all? Oh Barry, you silly goose!