Friday, August 6, 2010
I'm not talking about Rahm "Deadfish" Emanuel, we're talking massive loss of marine life. But don't worry -- new commercials on TV say that Corexit 9500 is every bit as as safe as dishwashing detergent, and Soetoro says the Gulf seafood is just fine, and BP's CEO said he'd eat it without hesitation.
If Corexit is equally safe to Palmolive, I'll never wash a dish again. I'd rather not get cancer and suffer damage to my alveoli, gonads, liver, pancreas and red blood cells, thank you. I can hear the new ad jingle now: "Corexit. For Gulf ocean-water clean hands!!!"